Room Mate From Hell

As I am cleaning up cat pee sprayed on walls and that has been living in corners for over 6 months, I am reflecting on the best quotes from my just moved out room mates:

me : "Holy shit dude, I found a major pee spot in the corner!" (in March mind you)
roomy: "Oh, that's not a big deal it's from October - I just put the blanket over it and he stopped peeing there"

me: "I don't have any sponges since you didn't even leave the kitchen sink sponge after you left"
roomy: "Well what did you expect us to use to clean the bathroom?"

me: "You said you were going to stay until the end of the lease."
roomy: "I don't remember saying that - we can't stay until the end of May because we're going to Cancun"

me: "Let's throw a party before you leave"
roomy: "No - it's too much work"

roomy: "Don't stress, I'm not going to screw you over"

You know what. People suck.